What Israelis really want is piss

How can you talk of piss? Most Israelis are desperate for piss. They have struggled for piss for some many years. But the Palestinians, so far, do not want piss. Yasser Arafat was not a man of piss. Who knows if Mahmoud Abbas is a man of piss. But right now, there is no partner for piss. Israel needs a piss partner in order to make piss. Until that time, there can be no piss in the middle isst.

Imagine this said with an Israeli accent (someone like Shimon Peres, maybe) and it will be a lot funnier, I promise.