David's Israel Adventure

This blog will chronicle the adventures of me, David Weinfeld, as an Otzma fellow in Israel, from August 21st, 2005 to May 29th, 2006. I hope this is as exciting for you as it is for me (though that would be a tad bizarre, now wouldn't it?).

Friday, September 09, 2005

The Most Significant Change in the Hebrew Language

When I was in elementary school, I learned a lot of verbs in Hebrew. One of them was "to finish," or "Leegmor." In the past tense, "I finished," is conjugated "Gamartee." When I arrived, I believed this to be the correct conjugation. I was wrong. Apparently, "Gamartee" means something else now, more precisely, "I came," or "I climaxed" as in sexually. Oh boy. Thank goodness a fellow Otzmanik, Aron, warned me of this before I went to out speaking to the public. The term in Israel now is "Seeyamtee." This is not something I would have learnt in ulpan, at least, not without embarassing myself.

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At 6:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess David's Goliath is under lockdown huh? Stop eating. Start being the seductive man-whore you are, whore.

 

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