In Nicaragua, children are being let out of school early to celebrate

In Papua New Guinea, the native people have donned their ritual masks in anticipation. This very instant, the Prime Minister of Sri Lanka is preparing to make a congratulatory phone call. In Cambodia, flags once flown at half-mast now spread across the skies as the people march into the streets to express their adulation. The Russians have arrived, and installed the internet into our suite in the absorption center.